Does anyone know any short funny/dirty valentine poems? - dirty valentine cards
I have a great card to complete and can not think of anything. HELP!
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Dirty Valentine Cards Does Anyone Know Any Short Funny/dirty Valentine Poems?
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Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Lean on love,
You are about to punch.
Roses are shit,
Violets are Wanky,
Oooh, I just arrived,
Give me a tissue.
Roses are stupid
Violets are ridiculous
Grease your lapel,
Because that's my Willy.
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt,
And show us your ****.
Roses are shit,
Violets are ****,
Sit on my face
And move a little.
Roses make me laugh
Violets me giggle
You're a dirty *****,
And he loves the Shitter.
Roses are red,
But I like carnations,
You're so shit in bed
I ****** your Alsatian.
Roses are red,
Violets are finer,
Chickens are birds,
When her vagina.
Roses are red,
It is of fundamental
Let's ring a friend
And you try to double the entry.
Roses are ****,
Violets are shit,
Show me your clitoris
And I *** in theAP
I do not know why love has been chosen Valentine's Day present. When I think of romance is the last thing comin 'in my opinion, a short Chubby kid me with a gun
Roses are red
Violets Are Blue
I think you ____
_____________ Etc.
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